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Here is a few of my favorite away messages and some people have been giving me. I hope you like them and again i need your coments.
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree.
But the best way to fall.
Is in love with me.
*~So with a touch of my hair~*
-*-And a twist of my hips-*-
.::. This lil angel .::.
*~Is gone with a kiss~*
********MWAH********
Loved you yesterday
Love you still
Always have
Always will!
.°·.º×¤^I Love You,I always will.Your sweet kisses and hugs,My heart they fill.You mean the world to me and much much more,I'd even give my life for you the one I adore.I know we'll be together forever,We were meant to be.For you to be with only me.^×.·°*.
East to the sea, West to the land... Death to the b*tch that touches my man.
Don't call me goddess, don't call me queen, just call me the cutest princess you've eva seen.
I can spend eternity with you, and never realize what you really are, or what you really do. But that doesn't matter to me cuz, I'm in love with you!
Birdy Birdy in the sky, why did you do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap!
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended, if we have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear, and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding than a dream.
You are my only guy you are the blue in the sky you are the twinkle in my eye and my love for you will never die.
I think of class as nap time with background noise.
Knot hear im at dat plaze cal skool getten mee a edgimicashon yoo shood tri it sumtim ')
At skool tryin not to imbarrase my self 4 not knowin how to do this stuff!!!
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Hey, Im really here. It's just that, there is someone thats on that I'm avioding. So, if you are IM'ing me, and I'm not answering, IT'S YOU!!!
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, Life is short, So PARTY we MUST!!!;)
Roses are red. Violets are blue,nothing can smell as bad as u!!!
Cross your heart & hope to die,Clothes, make-up, boys, and lies,Forever there until the end,The definition of...True Best Friends
Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you prev
Calc book = $160
pack of pencils=$2.00
(TI 83) Calculator = $100
Feeling lost as hell when you walk out of class = priceless.
Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
the only kiss is a kiss tasted,
kisses spread germs and germs are hated,
so kiss me baby, Im vaccinated!
I Love my Boyfriend, Yes I do!He's for me, and not for you!And if by chance, you take my place...I'll take my fist..And PUNCH YOUR FACE!
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
You pissed me off, you made me mad, you made me cry, you made me sad, u lied to me, you made me hurt, you made me see that your a jerk.
Party hardy, rock n roll. grab a beer, smoke a bowl. sex is fine, so is wine. favorite postion 69.
Sweet lil hunny cute as can b not even ja rule can put it on me, got the ass no guy can pass up, not even juvenile can back this thing up,cutest gurl u ever did see, making master P go oohhwwee, i'm a cutie, cute as can be not ever nelly can ride with me.
God made mud, god made dirt, god made boys so girls can flirt.
Cute enough to teaz, sexy enough to pleaz, so boys tell ur pants not to point pleaz.
You laugh because i am different, i laugh because your ugly.
I have been voted gurl of the month, Bitch of the season, your boyfriend dumped u and im the reason.
I like is style, i like is class but most of all i like his a$$.
Im not here im on the potty, but dont leave if your a Hottie.
last night as i lay in my bed looking at the sky i thought, were the fuck did the ceiling go.
Heavenly father full of grace, bless my boyfriends foxy face! bless is hair that grows so straight, keep him from the girls i hate. if you be sugar ill be spice! if u be fire ill be ice! when your cold, ill be hot so gimme all u got!
Riddle what is greater than god, more evil then the devil, the poor have it, and the rich need it, and if u eat it,youll die (nothing)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't care for gum
so I'm out eating glue.
I saw a jolly hunter, with a jolly gun. Walking in the country, in the jolly sun. In the jolly meadow sat a jolly hare. Saw the jolly hunter. Took jolly care. Hunter jolly eager from the sight of jolly prey. Forgot gun pointing wrong jolly way. Jolly hunter jolly head over heels gone. Jolly old safty catch not jolly on. Bang went the jolly gun. Hunter jolly dead. Jolly hare got clean away. Jolly good I said.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
I'm busy, ur ugly, have a nice day :)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweetand so are you
but the roses are wilted
the violets are red
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Oh my, oh me,
I have to pee, but
someone stole the bathroom door key.
I found the key,
but where's the door?
Oh no!
It's too late.
It's on the floor!!!
*Points and says* LOOK OVER THERE!!!
*runs off*
A heart is not a plaything,A heart is not a toy but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy.
I am a princess, I live in the clouds. If you wanna kick it with me, you better bow down, so get on your knees, and call me your highness, cuz baby believe me I'm (your city)'s finest!
Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. ( I'm not up for hire.)
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.
*I cry for the times that you were almost mine*I cry for the memories I've left behind*I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new*I cry for the times i thought i had you.
A million words wouldnt bring you back,i know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because ive cried.
Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
Treat me like an angel and ill show you heaven.
Never say I love you if it isn't really there
Never talk about feelings if you really don't care
Never hold my hand if u'r gonna break my heart
Never say you are gonna If u dont plan to start
Never look into my eyes and all you do is lie
Never say hello If you really mean goodbye
If you really mean foreverThen please say you'll try ..
Never say forever.. Because forever makes me cry..
I em dewing mai hoamwerk. Wai doo wea nied thiss stuf enneewai?
Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hut'in wabbits...
Speakerz are Boomin' Bodiez Movin'. Nonstop Groovin' Assez Shakin'.Floorz Brakin' Lolipop Lickin. People Buzzin' Raverz Flowin. Litez Glowin' 2da Club is Where Im Goin'!
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants!
Im going to draw a picture, A picture with a twist. ill draw it with a razor blade, ill draw it on my wrist. As i draw this picture, A fountain will appear. And as this fountain flows, my troubles disappear.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute then screw the fruit.
"Starkle, Starkle, little Twink
Who the hell you are, I think
I'm not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet,
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get.
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
Cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up! "
"We were all brought up to believe that we'd grow up to be movie-gods and rock stars. but we're not. and we're pissed."
"Dork Anthem:
It's been 3 months and what is true
Is the love that i have for you and through
The sun and through the rain
I will be there all the same
When we're together or apart
You're the only one who fills my heart
Though what i say is completely true
I cant explain how i love you.
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/.·*·.\¸.·¤**¤·.¸,.·¤**¤·. USA
*God* *Bless* *AMERICA*
Je serai bon dos- French
Ich bin rechte Rückseite- German.
Sarò giusta parte posteriore- Italian
Eu serei parte traseira direita- Portuguese.
Seré parte posteriora derecha- Spanish
I'll be right back- English.
Now i lay me down to sleep, I pray to lord my soul to keep, If i should die before i wake, Ill cry of anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, think they went there for water.
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don't even need a license, he said. So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season.". "Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."
I was here, but now i'm gone, I wrote this poem to pass it on, those who know me know me well, and if you dont......GO TO HELL!!!!!!
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
If your name was "homework"... i'd be doing you, on my bed right now."
Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply.
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
I Hate You! You Hate Me! Barney Tried To Harass Me! When He Pulled Down His Pants And Said Lets Play Sorry Barney I'm Not Gay!
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
*to say this now I must regret,
*but this away message has been set.
*off doing something i'll tell you about,
*but in the meanwhile try not to pout.
*hold on tight and you will see,
*that this lil cutie will be back in 3!¡!
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isnt a kiss without some tounge
So open ur mouth close ur eyes
And give ur tounge some EXERCISE!!!:-*:-D
$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$
Peace, Pot, Tequila Shot
Jesus luvz me stoned or not
Sex, DrugZ, rock n roll,
speed weed birth control
Life sux den u die, once u pull an
"AMERICAN PIE"
haf of uz wont go to heaven
cuz were da class of
~!~2007~!~
$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$
We had Joy
We had Fun
We had the Commies
On the Run
But our Joy
Did not last
Because the Commies
Ran too fast
Ran up the door
closed the stairs
said my prayers
and put on my pajamas
turned off the bed
and hopped into the light
all because u
kissed me goodnight.
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
Yanky Dootle went to town riding on his mother everytime he hit a bump he had another brother, Yankee
Dootle keep it up, Yenkee Dootle hes dandy, Keep it up and pritty soon you'll have another family!!!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a rocket, stuck his finger up his butt and called it hersheys chocolate!!
Kissin is a habit, fuckin is a game, guys get all the pleasure gurlz get all the pain he says he loves u , ubelieve its tru but when yo tummy starts to swell he says wuts da hell with u. 20 mins of pleasure 9months of pain 3 days in da hospital the baby's dad is bastard the mothers a Whore it neva would have happenif the rubber hadn't torn!
Rosez are red, Violetz are blue, Sugar is sweet but revenge is 2.
I am a princess.I have class.Touch my crown,And I'll kick your @$$!
See My halo Nice and shinny Mess with me and i will Kick your hinny.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am not here
So what's wrong with you?
You're talking to yourself
And that's not too cool
You must have been one of those kids
That took the short bus to school.
Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss,
If you are my friend, please answer me this:
Are we friends, or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now, and tell me true,
So I can say "I'm here for you."
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven and wait for you,
I'll give the angels back their wings
And risk the loss of everything.
There isn't a thing I wouldn't do,
To have a friend just like you!!
fillet of fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake, eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog, adders fork and blind-worms string, lizards leg and owlets wing, for a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double,double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
Sticks and stones may break my bones,But whips and chains excite me.
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.
The day will come when you'll be mine
But I'll just wait till that time
If I have to wait forever, thats what I'll do
Cause I cant live my life, without you.
*I cry for the times that you were almost mine*I cry for the memories I've left behind*I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new*I cry for the times i thought i had you.
A million words wouldnt bring you back,i know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because ive cried.
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Vacuum - $150
Mop - $15
Baskets - $5
Me finally cleaning up - Priceless!
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes...
I hate my alarm clock it works so well.
If u throw a cat out ur car window does it become kitty litter?
whenever ur in deep shit, buy a pooper scooper!
oh how i love the circus! it is so- WAIT A MINUTE! i hate the circus! they have clowns! seriously, take the time to think about it. anything that smiles 24/7 absolutely has to be demonic, or possessed. they are always so happy..stupid clowns! i just want to take that stupid flaming bowling pin and shove it up their a$$es! stupid ^%@*&* clowns they can go &*@# themselves! %&^% ^*&% (*^&%$& ^$ #&%R*&^*$^%#!!! damn then all.....
Roses are redish
Violets are blueish
If it wasnt for Jesus
we'd all be Jewish!
Hey %n, you have just tried to IM me without success. I left becuase...
1.) This Convo. Stinks
2.) You bored me into doing homework.
3.) Something interesting is going on somewhere else.
4.) I hate you.
5.) I would rather watch an aritifical plant grow.
6.) Sorry you just bore the Hell out of ME!!!
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go and read the third word in each line!!
if you dont like the way i drive, get off the f***ing sidewalk!!!!!!!!
Ok, all I got to say is: God made elk, God made deer, and God made OTown a whole bunch of queers!!
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I met a guy because of a friend, but I came to find out that in the end, I would not end up with a
smile or a smirk, We ended with a tear cause he was a jerk, Is there a guy out there who will
treat me with love, Or do I have to look to somewhere up above, I guess not all guys are what
they seem, Some of them are really mean, But I came to find out that in the end its true, If you
want a good guy you gotta be u!!
Me chinese, me no dumb, me kick %n in the bum! They go pfff! I go ZOOM! That's how
I got home so soon!
I don't know what it is about that bad boy style
all I know is it drives me wild
every time I see you I can't help but smile
all the cute and thugish thing u do
make me wanna stay with u awhile
so you better hurry up and take u pick
cuz u just might be missing out on one bad lil' chick!
Boys are like public toilets... they are either taken of full of crap...
How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, IMing me. You got offline, now I'm
heading for the door... oops it's to late...it's on the bathroom floor.
"A is for Academics, B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why I'm not here...
You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.
"No more pencils!
No more books!
No more teachers'
dirty looks!"
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Angels in heaven
Remind me of you!
When I got on the school bus,
I was in for a surprise.
My friends all stared and pointed.
There was mischief in their eyes.
A kid who sat in front of me
reached out and pinched my knee.
My friends all started laughing,
but the joke was lost on me.
And then I got my second pinch.
I felt it on my ear.
And then I felt a third and fourth.
You guessed it--on my rear.
I asked, "Why are you pinching me?
I think it's very mean!"
They said, "Today's St. Patrick's Day
and you're not wearing green."
Same ole sh*t, just a different day.
Whiskey is yellow,
Vodka is clear,
But I ain't got neither of those,
So I'm drinking a beer.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward Someone has deemed homework part of the inspiration process, and thus, I am busy being inspired.
supercalafragilisticespialidoscious i bet u didn't know how spell it.
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